Mama Mio Pregnancy Skincare: Boob Tube - no, thanks.

Mama Mio (what kind of name is Mama mio? It's either Mamma mia or ... mio doesn't make sense.) claim that their products are safe during pregnancy or nursing. On the "Boob Tube" it reads: "just avoid the nipples, your baby doesn't need Boob Tube!)
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK, thankyouverymuch.

As if I baby goes like "Oh yeah I am just targeting the very nipple over here mate."

On their website, they state:
"Safe and effective for the nine month s t r e t c h."

Effective, I don't know. I don't even have boobs.

Safe, I don't think so. Especially for your baby. So you might want to think twice before you use it.